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love it or hate it, black friday has become a major event in america. so much so, that it now even has its own holiday special. >> sir, shouldn't we say grace? >> i'll do it. today, we give thanks for the food on our plates, for happiness and health. and for the amazing low prices at our favorite chain stores, where we will stampede and trample one another, to save a few bucks on cheap crap to give to people we don't even like that much. amen. >> do not get in my way tomorrow, or all cut you. amen. >> if you touch him, i'll shove an ipad right up your ass. amen. [ laughter ] ♪ >> give me those shoes, sally. >> i saw them first. my eyes. my eyes. ♪ >> i got the last blue slanket. and no one's going to take it away from me. >> it's black friday. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: sometimes greed isn't good. tonight was black tuesday at "dancing with the stars." another double-elimination tonight. that means two couples went home. they all went home. but two couples will stay home. when the sequins settled tonight, those to fall was emmitt smith, who wo
love it or hate it, black friday has become a major event in america. so much so, that it now even has its own holiday special. >> sir, shouldn't we say grace? >> i'll do it. today, we give thanks for the food on our plates, for happiness and health. and for the amazing low prices at our favorite chain stores, where we will stampede and trample one another, to save a few bucks on cheap crap to give to people we don't even like that much. amen. >> do not get in my way tomorrow,...
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because this is america. and we don't just make things you want, we make things you didn't even know you wanted. like a spoon fork. spray cheese. and jeans made out of sweatpants. so grab yourself some new prilosec otc wildberry. [ male announcer ] one pill each morning. 24 hours. zero heartburn. satisfaction guaranteed or your money back. [ doorbell rings ] ♪ [ female announcer ] just for these hectic holidays, mccafé brings you a cup of holiday cheer. ♪ rich peppermint mocha and peppermint hot chocolate. holiday cheer with chocolate on top. ♪ the simple joy of unwinding. ♪ the simple joy of unwinding. we need to leave our contract plan and make the move tom. net10 wireless. what??? oh nice, let's just have our calls drop all the time. net10 uses the same cell towers as the top carriers, but for half of what we pay now. half? don't worry. confusion is normal. but, i... it's better this way. but what if... what if... shhh... welcome to the next generation of family plans. fifty dollars the first line
because this is america. and we don't just make things you want, we make things you didn't even know you wanted. like a spoon fork. spray cheese. and jeans made out of sweatpants. so grab yourself some new prilosec otc wildberry. [ male announcer ] one pill each morning. 24 hours. zero heartburn. satisfaction guaranteed or your money back. [ doorbell rings ] ♪ [ female announcer ] just for these hectic holidays, mccafé brings you a cup of holiday cheer. ♪ rich peppermint mocha and...
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you bathe in it, it's been sub americaed in water. we turn that sucker on and i listen to mayor bloomberg broadcast for five hours. that's how we got -- >> jimmy: from the bratz van. that's a prototype that our toy guy gave us. >> jimmy: i think the message is, stock up on bratz vans. i'm going to write a nice letter to that company. >> jimmy: i don't blame you. the big loss this week for you guys on the show is your halloween show did not air. >> yes. it did not. >> jimmy: that's the big thing, you work for months leading up to that. >> gelman goes to the gym, he waxes his entire body. >> jimmy: he does -- >> he does leg lefts to get his lady tights on and he is ready to go. >> jimmy: he really comes out of his shell. and now you have michael there instead of regis so there's a new world of black things you could dress up as. >> can i tell you, michael strahan, who is this large, gigantic man -- >> jimmy: how tall is he? >> 6'4", 6'5". he's massive. he becomes, and i don't mean -- he becomes oprah winfrey, i don't know how he does it
you bathe in it, it's been sub americaed in water. we turn that sucker on and i listen to mayor bloomberg broadcast for five hours. that's how we got -- >> jimmy: from the bratz van. that's a prototype that our toy guy gave us. >> jimmy: i think the message is, stock up on bratz vans. i'm going to write a nice letter to that company. >> jimmy: i don't blame you. the big loss this week for you guys on the show is your halloween show did not air. >> yes. it did not....
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from america's gift headquarters. walmart. >> jimmy: hi there. tonight on the program, he has a one-hour special on comedy central called "mandroid," premiering saturday night. chris hardwick is here. chris started this website called nerdist and he sold it for $11 billion. sold it to the chinese. and then, music from a terrific band. this is their first album together in 13 years. it's called "the sound of the life of the mind." ben folds five from the bud light stage. [ cheers and applause ] that will be fun. we've got some good shows for you coming this week. we'll be off tomorrow because of the election, but we'll be back with new shows wednesday, thursday and friday with daniel craig, john goodman, hayden panettiere, kirstie alley, the author of the "twilight" series stephenie meyer will be here, dave salmoni will be here with animals and we'll have music from tyler bryant & the shakedown, machine gun kelly, and boys like girls. join us then. if you've been watching abc today, you know that we have titled today a "day of giving." we're encou
from america's gift headquarters. walmart. >> jimmy: hi there. tonight on the program, he has a one-hour special on comedy central called "mandroid," premiering saturday night. chris hardwick is here. chris started this website called nerdist and he sold it for $11 billion. sold it to the chinese. and then, music from a terrific band. this is their first album together in 13 years. it's called "the sound of the life of the mind." ben folds five from the bud light...
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hope you check in for "good morning america". they'll have the latest on sandy's aftermath. we're always online, abcnews.com. jimmy kimmel is next. see you tomorrow. >>> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" from brooklyn. jon stewart and stephen colbert. >> did you guys know that stephen and i met on j-date? did you know? >> cousin sal's halloween in brooklyn. >> yeah, you did it! all right! open your bag. there you go. >> and music from the avett brothers with the brooklyn philharmonic. an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" from brooklyn, coming up next. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel. i'm here in brooklyn where guillermo and i are about to shoot a commercial for subway. guillermo was training for the ing new york city marathon. i'm his coach. but what he doesn't know is that i'm going to intentionally screw this commercial up over and over again so he has to run a lot. all right? send him in. guillermo? you look great. all right, so, you're going to run around me while i read this stuff, but really fast, like, as fast as you can. >> okay. >> jimmy: let's practice it. maratho
hope you check in for "good morning america". they'll have the latest on sandy's aftermath. we're always online, abcnews.com. jimmy kimmel is next. see you tomorrow. >>> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" from brooklyn. jon stewart and stephen colbert. >> did you guys know that stephen and i met on j-date? did you know? >> cousin sal's halloween in brooklyn. >> yeah, you did it! all right! open your bag. there you go. >> and music from...
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more dishwasher brands in north america recommend cascade. >> jimmy: all right. here with a new song called "unbelievers," new york's own vampire weekend. ♪ we know the fire ♪ ♪ awaits unbelievers all of the sin is the same girl, you and i will die unbelievers ♪ ♪ bound to the tracks of the train i'm not excited but should i be ♪ ♪ is this the fate that half of the world has planned for me i know i love you ♪ ♪ and you love the sea but what holy water contains a little drop little drop for me ♪ ♪ ♪ see the sun go down it's going on down and the night is deep want a little light ♪ ♪ but who's going to save a little light for me we know the fire awaits unbelievers ♪ ♪ all of the sin is the same girl, you and i will die unbelievers bound to the tracks ♪ ♪ of the train if we're born again i know that the world will disagree ♪ ♪ want a little grace but who's going to say a little grace for me we know the fire ♪ ♪ awaits unbelievers all of the sin is the same girl, you and i will die unbelievers ♪ ♪ bound to the tracks of
more dishwasher brands in north america recommend cascade. >> jimmy: all right. here with a new song called "unbelievers," new york's own vampire weekend. ♪ we know the fire ♪ ♪ awaits unbelievers all of the sin is the same girl, you and i will die unbelievers ♪ ♪ bound to the tracks of the train i'm not excited but should i be ♪ ♪ is this the fate that half of the world has planned for me i know i love you ♪ ♪ and you love the sea but what holy water contains...
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america has spoken. thank you so much for being here. >> happy birthday. >> jimmy: thank you. yeah, thanks a lot. >> how much i owe you? >> jimmy: $1,000. we'll talk about it after the show. maks, peta, thank you for being here. we'll be right back with music from youngblood hawk! [ cheers and app [ female announcer ] can your pancake mix do this? sure, bisquick makes delicious pancakes, but that's just the start. unleash the hidden power of bisquick. see what you can make at bisquick.com. [ female announcer ] let betty crocker do the measuring and get a head start on delicious homemade cookies. ♪ just pour, mix...love. >> jimmy: this is their self-titled ep, here with the song "we come running," youngblood hawke! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ under a pale blue sky you never felt so cold another sleepless night how could you ever let go ♪ ♪ how do you recognize the dirty face of gold behind that crooked line where you never knew you'd go ♪ ♪ headed for the open door tell me what you're waiting for look across ♪ ♪ the great divide soon they're gonna hear the sound t
america has spoken. thank you so much for being here. >> happy birthday. >> jimmy: thank you. yeah, thanks a lot. >> how much i owe you? >> jimmy: $1,000. we'll talk about it after the show. maks, peta, thank you for being here. we'll be right back with music from youngblood hawk! [ cheers and app [ female announcer ] can your pancake mix do this? sure, bisquick makes delicious pancakes, but that's just the start. unleash the hidden power of bisquick. see what you can...
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she was there doing -- god bless america, i believe. she was sitting there. she was really good with those guys. she really was buddy with those guys. just go visit them. >> jimmy: was it a conjugal visit, do you think? >> no. stop, stop. [ bleep ]. the good ol' boys, a pickup truck coming to get him. talking about brady bunch, miss henderson. >> jimmy: i was out of line. >> we're dealing with late night, okay? [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: this is a strange turn of events. >> i lost weight, jimmy. >> jimmy: you did lose weight, you need to cut that belt off a few notches. it's too big for you. >> i just pulled it too tight. >> jimmy: you revealed that -- >> wait. >> jimmy: i really feel like when this tour -- is it going to be in l.a.? is this show going to be in l.a.? >> like five nights in l.a. we have five nights in l.a. >> jimmy: we've got to make was one of those nights a two-man show where i join you for the show. i'd like to be a part of it. [ cheers and applause ] wouldn't that be fun? could we do that? all right. >> yeah. >> jimmy: if you take your feet off
she was there doing -- god bless america, i believe. she was sitting there. she was really good with those guys. she really was buddy with those guys. just go visit them. >> jimmy: was it a conjugal visit, do you think? >> no. stop, stop. [ bleep ]. the good ol' boys, a pickup truck coming to get him. talking about brady bunch, miss henderson. >> jimmy: i was out of line. >> we're dealing with late night, okay? [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: this is a strange turn of events....
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is america's security at risk? find out tuesday on the next "jerry spring er." >> oh. >> jerry springer cia smackdown, 11 a.m. on pix new york. ♪ >> jimmy: i will be watching. i don't know about you. [ applause ] by the way -- i want to alert you that national unfriend day or nud for short is right around the corner. i started it just shy of three years ago this. is the day on which we encourage those who use facebook to unfriend anyone who is not actually your friend. most people have hundreds or thousands of friends but the fact is most of those people aren't your friends and national unfriend day is this saturday, november 17th. if you participate, i'll tell you what, on sunday you'll wake up having no idea what that guy you met six years ago you met at your cousin's birthday party feels about that new faith hill cd. a lot don't know whom to unfriend. to help you get started, we sorted through -- we came up with a few facebook offenders you can cut from your list right off the bat. for instance, the oversharer
is america's security at risk? find out tuesday on the next "jerry spring er." >> oh. >> jerry springer cia smackdown, 11 a.m. on pix new york. ♪ >> jimmy: i will be watching. i don't know about you. [ applause ] by the way -- i want to alert you that national unfriend day or nud for short is right around the corner. i started it just shy of three years ago this. is the day on which we encourage those who use facebook to unfriend anyone who is not actually your...
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i was on aol, that's america online, kids. [ laughter ] i was internet messaging a girl that i worked with. we were literally just friends. i go to come back from the bathroom, i learned you never leave your compute andersen account on. i come back and i see a phrase i don'trecognize, "well what will do you to me next?" i scroll back and jimmy has basically said all these things he wanted to do to her sex parts and she went for it. >> jimmy: congratulations to you. >> didn't go well after that. >> jimmy: that was you. >> no, no. i, of course, i felt bad so i had to tell her, like, hey, you know how you exposed to a stranger, that was a big prank, sorry. >> jimmy: i remember what did you. you looked at the computer and you went. no, no, no! oh, no. and you raced off and dialled this woman and -- yeah. i'm sorry about that. >> i had to apologize. >> jimmy: it was fun. >> some day he'll be famous and have his own show, you got pranked by jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: you started a website, which everyone does but yours became super popular. >> i guess so. >> jimmy: you sold it for $4 billion.
i was on aol, that's america online, kids. [ laughter ] i was internet messaging a girl that i worked with. we were literally just friends. i go to come back from the bathroom, i learned you never leave your compute andersen account on. i come back and i see a phrase i don'trecognize, "well what will do you to me next?" i scroll back and jimmy has basically said all these things he wanted to do to her sex parts and she went for it. >> jimmy: congratulations to you. >>...
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and i'm like, america doesn't need to see this. we have created character that people genuinely like. why are we going to shove this in their face. >> jimmy: it's embarrassing. >> i need something over this and they said it looked like a giant piece of pubic area. >> jimmy: it does. >> no, it does not. >> jimmy: a little bit. >> i get up in the tree and there is paparazzi. then i get up in the tree and there is paparazzi everywhere, of course. and i'm like thank god i have this fur over my junk. but what i loved is in these moments when i was realtilative under control, they were bored, chewing their gum where you bu when i would move or get out of tree they were like action. they are just here to watch me fall in case i get in trouble. >> jimmy: it's a cruel world. you're a cat, would you land on your feet. >> i would. >> jimmy: the joke is on them. >> those are jazz shoes. try climbing a tree in jazz shoes. >> jimmy: i'm excited to to hear the great billy dee williams is a guest star on the show. >> that was cool, shows up as exa
and i'm like, america doesn't need to see this. we have created character that people genuinely like. why are we going to shove this in their face. >> jimmy: it's embarrassing. >> i need something over this and they said it looked like a giant piece of pubic area. >> jimmy: it does. >> no, it does not. >> jimmy: a little bit. >> i get up in the tree and there is paparazzi. then i get up in the tree and there is paparazzi everywhere, of course. and i'm like...
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the postal service, probably the only business in america that complains about being busy, right? still no election results from florida yet. florida is the post office of states. the election has been over for three days, but already, there's a new survey that says hillary clinton is favored to win the iowa caucuses in 2016. [ laughter ] you think they could have at least waited until we peeled the "i voted" stickers off our jackets. survey showed hillary clinton with 58% of the vote. vice president biden with 17%. new york governor andrew cuomo at 6% and massachusetts senator elect elizabeth warren with 3%. a woman who has not yet expressed any interest in running is well ahead of some other people who aren't running. good study. [ laughter ] we can't let them do this again. no christmas decorations in october, no election talk until -- october 2015, right? that's reasonable. [ cheers and applause ] meanwhile, some big sex news out of washington today. the director of the cia, general david petraeus turned in his resignation today while admitting having an extramarital affair. h
the postal service, probably the only business in america that complains about being busy, right? still no election results from florida yet. florida is the post office of states. the election has been over for three days, but already, there's a new survey that says hillary clinton is favored to win the iowa caucuses in 2016. [ laughter ] you think they could have at least waited until we peeled the "i voted" stickers off our jackets. survey showed hillary clinton with 58% of the...
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no wonder it's america's #1 selling pain reliever. you took action, you took advil®. and we thank you. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- mel brooks. from abc news, jake tapper. and music from jason aldean. with cleto and the cletones. and now, like it or not, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hola. thank you, cleto. hi, everyone, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. welcome to my apartment complex. thank you. my pleasure to have you here. why are you here? shouldn't you be at work right now? by the way, if you are looking for a job, facebook just launched a new app. they teamed up with the department of labor to create what they call the social jobs app. you can browse through 2 million job listings. you know it's bad when even facebook thinks it's time for you to get a job. facebook also has an app that can help you lose your job. it's called facebook. try it. [ applause ] this saturday -- on saturday, we are celebrating the third annual national unfriend day or nud
no wonder it's america's #1 selling pain reliever. you took action, you took advil®. and we thank you. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- mel brooks. from abc news, jake tapper. and music from jason aldean. with cleto and the cletones. and now, like it or not, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hola. thank you, cleto. hi, everyone, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for...
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that way or is that it's impressive when, i mean, there are a lot of americans to choose from here in america. i mean, millimeters smillions then they say, you're so good at it, we're going to overlook the fact you're a foreigner that's come here to take our women. >> i'm not -- i'm not -- i'm not going to challenge the theory because it's working for me right now. i don't want to dismantle whatever the -- >> jimmy: where did you learn to do it? >> well, i used to do a lot of impressions when i was a kid, you know, in the family home and also, mainly to just get out of detention at school. i would do other teachers at school and just try and get out of trouble, basically and use it as currency. >> jimmy: did the teachers like it? >> they did. they used to pull me aside in the corridor and ask me to do other teachers, like, on the sly, could you do, you know, the pot smoking p.e. teacher for me, do the principal. and i would get better grades and i would get out of trouble by doing the impressions. >> jimmy: must have been really good. >> i prefer the currency now, but it was, yeah, it was goo
that way or is that it's impressive when, i mean, there are a lot of americans to choose from here in america. i mean, millimeters smillions then they say, you're so good at it, we're going to overlook the fact you're a foreigner that's come here to take our women. >> i'm not -- i'm not -- i'm not going to challenge the theory because it's working for me right now. i don't want to dismantle whatever the -- >> jimmy: where did you learn to do it? >> well, i used to do a lot of...
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america's gift headquarters. walmart. the freshenator. the buddy system. the do si go. the two-handed tango. el cleaño. [ female announcer ] nothing leaves you feeling cleaner and fresher than the cottonelle care routine. try it. then name it. than the cottonelle care routine. bye! bye girls, love you. daddy, we made you a video for your trip! yeah, watch it on the airplane! ok here you go. aw, thanks girls. yeah hey. i also made you a video. aw, that's so sweet. you probably shouldn't watch it on the plane. say bye to daddy! bye girls! bye! vo: share videos instantly on the samsung galaxy s3. amber, brown and black. exclusively on verizon. >> jimmy: well, hello there. and welcome back. tonight on the program, his new show, "frontier earth," premieres tuesday on animal planet. dave salmoni is here with a menagerie of wild baby animals. they are very cute and also deadly. so i am not looking forward to that. and then, with music from this album that comes out january 22nd, it's called "wild child," tyler bryant and the shakedown, from the bud light stage. january 22nd?
america's gift headquarters. walmart. the freshenator. the buddy system. the do si go. the two-handed tango. el cleaño. [ female announcer ] nothing leaves you feeling cleaner and fresher than the cottonelle care routine. try it. then name it. than the cottonelle care routine. bye! bye girls, love you. daddy, we made you a video for your trip! yeah, watch it on the airplane! ok here you go. aw, thanks girls. yeah hey. i also made you a video. aw, that's so sweet. you probably shouldn't watch...
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because this is america. and we don't just make things you want, we make things you didn't even know you wanted. like a spoon fork. spray cheese. and jeans made out of sweatpants. so grab yourself some new prilosec otc wildberry. [ male announcer ] one pill each morning. 24 hours. zero heartburn. satisfaction guaranteed or your money back. satisfaction guaranteed we need to leave our contract doug's family doesn't have that. you could have any of these top smartphones at half the cost of our plan. you aren't bad parents. you just fell in with the wrong wireless plan. welcome to the next generation of family plans. visit net10wireless.com. it's the bourbon lost to evaporation as it ages. but this story has two sides. this is the devil's cut: a more intense bourbon trapped in the barrel wood... that we found a way to unlock. the result is a smooth, slightly sinister, bourbon... ...and it ain't for choir boys. jim beam devil's cut. ...and it ain't for choir boys. >> jimmy: oh, hey, we're on television. >> oh, we
because this is america. and we don't just make things you want, we make things you didn't even know you wanted. like a spoon fork. spray cheese. and jeans made out of sweatpants. so grab yourself some new prilosec otc wildberry. [ male announcer ] one pill each morning. 24 hours. zero heartburn. satisfaction guaranteed or your money back. satisfaction guaranteed we need to leave our contract doug's family doesn't have that. you could have any of these top smartphones at half the cost of our...
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thank you and god bless america. you guys are the best. thank you. >> jimmy: awesome. if i knew he had a jet pack -- he should have mentioned that months ago. [ applause ] besides the presidential election, a few states passed some unusual ballot initiatives last night. maine and maryland legalized same sex marriage and colorado and washington have become the first states to legalize the recreational use of marijuana. [ applause ] that's a big deal, legalizing pot for recreational use because here in california, you can only use marijuana legally if you receiver from a fake medical condition. [ laughter ] i got a great idea for a business in colorado or washington. anything that's open at 3:00 a.m. and has food. [ laughter ] we passed a weird measure in l.a. measure b will require porn stars to wear condoms in all adult films shot in los angeles. primarily male porn stars. the women do not have to wear them, but -- i believe this is the first election in which i voted on an erection. it is unique to us in hollywood. the way it works, every adult film shoot in l.a. have
thank you and god bless america. you guys are the best. thank you. >> jimmy: awesome. if i knew he had a jet pack -- he should have mentioned that months ago. [ applause ] besides the presidential election, a few states passed some unusual ballot initiatives last night. maine and maryland legalized same sex marriage and colorado and washington have become the first states to legalize the recreational use of marijuana. [ applause ] that's a big deal, legalizing pot for recreational use...
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america's gift headquarters. walmart. ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] go-to gobble gobble gobble. always a favorite for turkey day. yellow tail. the go-to. [ gobbles ] >> jimmy: oh, hey, we're on television. >> oh, we're on television. >> jimmy: suraj sharma will join us, ne-yo, too, in a minute. what kind of a boy were you? and be honest, like, as a kid. were you hyper active? were you -- >> i was -- i was, you know, i was always going to be in show business, i used to have an applause record and i used to have my own imaginary show in my attic. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. i had a goose neck lamp and i would put it up. even then, i needed lighting. and i used to have my own television show and i'd -- ♪ such a coo-coo day people are outside playing hockey, looking up. and then i was a little neurotic. one time, i was 13 and i felt a lump at the base of -- and i know it's television, so, my ding dong. i felt it, i was like, oh, boy. >> jimmy: they just unknighted you again. double unknighting. tell me about this lump. show it to us, if you would. >> no, it was a little cyst. it wa
america's gift headquarters. walmart. ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] go-to gobble gobble gobble. always a favorite for turkey day. yellow tail. the go-to. [ gobbles ] >> jimmy: oh, hey, we're on television. >> oh, we're on television. >> jimmy: suraj sharma will join us, ne-yo, too, in a minute. what kind of a boy were you? and be honest, like, as a kid. were you hyper active? were you -- >> i was -- i was, you know, i was always going to be in show business, i used to have...
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good night, america. jimmy kimmel, next. >> up next on all new jimmy kimmel live -- >> every march and november i stand in front of my microwave for no less than 20 minutes trying to figure how to reset the clock. robert pattinson. >> take him in. i mean, look at him. >> and chris hardwick. >> i have follow a hufl pufl on this stage! >> i have follow a hufl pufl [ mitt romney ] we have to work on a collaborative basis. look, the reason i'm in this race is there are people that are really hurting today in this country. and we face this deficit -- could crush the fututure generations. and republicans and democrats both love america but we need to have leadership -- leadership in washington that will actually bring people together and get the job done and could not care less if it's a republican or a democrat. i've done it before, i'll do it again. i'm mitt romney, and i approve this message. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word about the new microsoft surface. it's packed with some features so incredi
good night, america. jimmy kimmel, next. >> up next on all new jimmy kimmel live -- >> every march and november i stand in front of my microwave for no less than 20 minutes trying to figure how to reset the clock. robert pattinson. >> take him in. i mean, look at him. >> and chris hardwick. >> i have follow a hufl pufl on this stage! >> i have follow a hufl pufl [ mitt romney ] we have to work on a collaborative basis. look, the reason i'm in this race is...
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america," they're going to have the latest on all the storm's aftermath. abcnews.com, as well. jimmy kimmel is up next. we'll see you tomorrow. >>> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" from brooklyn. david letterman. >> what can i do for you that you haven't been able to do for yourself? >> jimmy: just live with me for a month. >> jimmy at a brooklyn barbershop. >> what do you think of mitt romney's hair? >> i don't like it. >> look at you. >> and music from vampire weekend. >> do you like carrots? >> no! >> you don't? >> an all-new "jimmy kimmel >> you don't? >> a[ minto ] you know,mmel those ads saying mitt romney would ban all abortions and contraception seemed a bit extreme. so i looked into it. turns out, romney doesn't oppose contraception at all. in fact, he thinks abortion should be an option in cases of rape, incest, or to save a mother's life. this issue's important to me, but i'm more concerned about the debt our children will be left with. i voted for president obama last time, but we just can't afford fo more years. [ romney ] i'm mitt romney and i approve thi
america," they're going to have the latest on all the storm's aftermath. abcnews.com, as well. jimmy kimmel is up next. we'll see you tomorrow. >>> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" from brooklyn. david letterman. >> what can i do for you that you haven't been able to do for yourself? >> jimmy: just live with me for a month. >> jimmy at a brooklyn barbershop. >> what do you think of mitt romney's hair? >> i don't like it. >>...
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america has spoken. thank you so much for being here. >> happy birthday. >> jimmy: thank you. yeah, thanks a lot. >> how much i owe you? >> jimmy: $1,000. we'll talk about it after the show. maks, peta, thank you for being here. we'll be right back with music from youngblood hawk! [ cheers and applaus [ dollar ] that's me. l50858544p. but i'm not just a number. i have a purpose. a higher purpose. [ muffled ] have some respect! not good. oh, man. hello? mm, no! finally -- the buck stops here. [ male announcer ] mcdonald's new hot'n spicy mcchicken. tender, juicy chicken with a crispy, spicy coating. at only a dollar, it's spicy, not pricey. but only for a limited time. >> jimmy: this is their self-titled ep, here with the song "we come running," youngblood hawke! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ under a pale blue sky you never felt so cold another sleepless night how could you ever let go ♪ ♪ how do you recognize the dirty face of gold behind that crooked line where you never knew you'd go ♪ ♪ headed for the open door tell me what you're waiting for look across ♪ ♪ the g
america has spoken. thank you so much for being here. >> happy birthday. >> jimmy: thank you. yeah, thanks a lot. >> how much i owe you? >> jimmy: $1,000. we'll talk about it after the show. maks, peta, thank you for being here. we'll be right back with music from youngblood hawk! [ cheers and applaus [ dollar ] that's me. l50858544p. but i'm not just a number. i have a purpose. a higher purpose. [ muffled ] have some respect! not good. oh, man. hello? mm, no! finally --...
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good night, america. jimmy kimmel is next. >>> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- martin short. >> day three, there was a rash that just went like that. and i'd be like -- sorry, i -- i can't play today, coach. >> and from "life of pi," suraj sharma. >> suraj. suraj. >> yeah. >> your mother isn't your friend. cut her loose, just like she did to your umbilical cord. unfriend her! >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word about the new windows phone 8 from microsoft. it is the only phone that uses live customizable tiles to allow you to make your phone as unique as you are. to show you more, it's time to play "guess that famous person!" let's meet our contestants tonight. number one, young lady we picked from our studio audience, nadine. nadine, where are you from? >> long island, new york. >> jimmy: let's hear it for nadine. and nadine's opponent tonight is our resident celebrity expert, yehya. yehya, are you ready to put your celebrity expertise to the test? >> yes, i'm ready, jimmy. >> jimmy:
good night, america. jimmy kimmel is next. >>> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- martin short. >> day three, there was a rash that just went like that. and i'd be like -- sorry, i -- i can't play today, coach. >> and from "life of pi," suraj sharma. >> suraj. suraj. >> yeah. >> your mother isn't your friend. cut her loose, just like she did to your umbilical cord. unfriend her! >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word...
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good night, america. jimmy kimmel, next. >> up next on all new jimmy kimmel live -- >> every march and november i stand in front of my microwave for no less than 20 minutes trying to figure how to reset the clock. >> robert pattinson. >> take him in. i mean, look at him. >> and chris hardwick. >> i have to follow a hufl pufl on this stage! >> jim >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word about the new microsoft surface. it's packed with some features so incredible, i am not qualified to explain them so we brought in our technology experts, the gadget guru guys guillermo and yehya, to give us their take. gentlemen? >> thank you mr. jimmy kimmel. we are here to review the microsoft surface. first lets take it out of the box, shall we? >> jimmy: it's not the sur-face, it's the surface. >> yes, let's take it out of the box. >> yes, let's take it out of the box. >> jimmy: i can't wait to hear about all the great features. while they are working on it, let me just say that the surface has some amazing features
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hope you check in for "good morning america". they'll have the latest on sandy's aftermath. we're always online, abcnews.com. jimmy kimmel is next. see you tomorrow. >>> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" from brooklyn. jon stewart and stephen colbert. >> did you guys know that stephen and i met on j-date? did you know? >> cousin sal's halloween in brooklyn. >> yeah, you did it! all right! open your bag. there you go. >> and music from the avett brothers with the brooklyn philharmonic. an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" philharmonic. an a[ minto ] you know,l live" those ads saying mitt romney would ban all abortions and contraception seemed a bit extreme. so i looked into it. turns out, romney doesn't oppose contraception at all. in fact, he thinks abortion should be an option in cases of rape, incest, or to save a mother's life. this issue's important to me, but i'm more concerned about the debt our children will be left with. i voted for president obama last time, but we just can't afford four more years. [ romney ] mim mitt romney and i approve this message. >> jimmy:
hope you check in for "good morning america". they'll have the latest on sandy's aftermath. we're always online, abcnews.com. jimmy kimmel is next. see you tomorrow. >>> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" from brooklyn. jon stewart and stephen colbert. >> did you guys know that stephen and i met on j-date? did you know? >> cousin sal's halloween in brooklyn. >> yeah, you did it! all right! open your bag. there you go. >> and music from...
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america's gift headquarters. walmart. the freshenator. the buddy system. the do si go. the two-handed tango. el cleaño. [ female announcer ] nothing leaves you feeling cleaner and fresher than the cottonelle care routine. try it. then name it. than the cottonelle care routine. bye! bye girls, love you. daddy, we made you a video for your trip! yeah, watch it on the airplane! ok here you go. aw, thanks girls. yeah hey. i also made you a video. aw, that's so sweet. you probably shouldn't watch it on the plane. say bye to daddy! bye girls! bye! vo: share videos instantly on the samsung galaxy s3. amber, brown and black. exclusively on verizon. oh, did you want it? yea we'll split it. [ female announcer ] made fresh, so light, buttery and flakey. that's half that's not half! guys, i have more! thanks mom [ female announcer ] pillsbury crescents. let the making begin too bad the guys aren't here we're clear. ok, swarm! swarm! hello [ female announcer ] pillsbury chocolate chip cookies. let the making begin >> jimmy: well, hello there. and welcome back. tonight on the progra
america's gift headquarters. walmart. the freshenator. the buddy system. the do si go. the two-handed tango. el cleaño. [ female announcer ] nothing leaves you feeling cleaner and fresher than the cottonelle care routine. try it. then name it. than the cottonelle care routine. bye! bye girls, love you. daddy, we made you a video for your trip! yeah, watch it on the airplane! ok here you go. aw, thanks girls. yeah hey. i also made you a video. aw, that's so sweet. you probably shouldn't watch...